Jorge Luis Borges (via realizes)
Am I god?
I am not sure that I exist, actually. I am all the writers that I have read, all the people that I have met, all the women that I have loved; all the cities I have visited.
a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced
Kid Ink - Show Me (Remix) Featuring 2 Chainz, Juicy J, Chris Brown & Trey Songz by Kid Ink
I just want you to know that, uh, this is not my decision, but from here on out, we can no longer be friends. And when we talk about things here we must only discuss work-associated things. And uh, you can consider this my retirement from comedy. In the future, if I want to say something funny or witty or do an impression, I will no longer, ever, do any of those things.